Haiku by Dogs

Haiku by Dogs
 Anonymous
I love my master;
thus, I perfume myself with
this long-rotten squirrel.
I lie belly-up
in the sunshine, happier than
you ever will be.
Today I sniffed
many dog butts – I celebrate
by kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy – come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man – come to kill us all [...]

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